Customer Service in Spanish Lookout

At Universal Hardware customers are greeted with smiles and a cheerful "hello" I hired a Mennonite girl to go shopping with me several months ago. The purpose? To tour the different stores and businesses in the Mennonite community of Spanish Lookout in order to discover the best customer service in the colony. Actually I did not exactly hire this girl. I persuaded her to join me. We were not able to visit certain of the churches since they are only open on Sundays and now and then in the evenings. But...but...churches are not businesses, right? Right! However if you attended some of these churches you would think otherwise. So we leisurely wandered in and out of stores, asking random questions and glancing at each other when the dust on the display shelves was so thick we could trace letters with our fingers. In one store items were in decidedly chaotic yet somehow organized mess. Packages were crumpled and labels yellowed and faded. Another...