All in a Day's Work
Apparently Spanish Lookout is now the perfect training camp for government police recruits. A squad of veterans and recruits descended on the colony of Spanish Lookout on Friday the 24th and began a merciless campaign of confronting mask-violators. Mennonites and non-Mennonites alike were sternly reprimanded and issued ticket fines of USD$250. A young lady inside an office whose mask had slipped under her nose was fined. A young mother who had accidentally lowered her mask and was attending her newborn was also given a ticket. And so on, from business to business throughout the colony. Although lacking air defense and naval support, the overzealous infantry still managed to carry out a thorough job of ambushing the enemy. In fact, in several places they even entered the warehouses and targeted employees(a move seriously questioned by many in Spanish Lookout). By noontime, Operation Put-on-Your-Mask had swept most of the commercial district of Spanish Lookout and significantly boosted the country's economy--and their morale--with thousands of dollars worth of ticket fines. The victorious troops then withdrew from the field of battle and headed "into the sunset", leaving in their wake a trail of disgust, resentment, frustration and foreboding. The war wasn't over, but for that day at least, the battle had been won.
A. Mendoza